The Plowboy Mansion

THE PLOWBOY MANSION
(Jason Matthews/Tony Mullins)

I’ve got 24 acres of fenced in dirt
Front gate with an archway that says “Freebird”
Triple wide in the middle with a sexy view
Of my above ground aluminum swimming pool
I built a redwood deck for all my bunnies to lay on and play on
When the sun goes down you count on all the clothes gone
At the plowboy mansion

Chorus
There’s a party and a band, a beer in every hand
We put the speakers in the deer stand every Saturday night
We put the smoke on the pig, smoke in the pipe
A bunch of down home hicks, but we’re living the high life
Yeah, we’re big country pimpin' at the plowboy mansion

I got a fleet of John Deeres with chromed out wheels
Tractor pulls every weekend in the cornfield
Miss Alabama’s in a camo bikini
Serving googoo clusters and Viennie weenies
When the girls wanna go wrassle in the mudhole all the boys know
Anything goes and they’re gonna get a big show
At the ploughboy mansion

Repeat chorus[ii]

Instrumental

There’s a party and a band, a beer in every hand
We put the speakers in the deer stand every Saturday night
We put the smoke on the pig, smoke in the pipe
A bunch of down home hicks, but we’re living the high life
Yeah, we’re big country pimpin'
Wild country living, it’s hillbilly heaven
At the plowboy mansion