Criminal Style

Well I love you so much if you killed someone
You could call me up and I’d help you find a place to hide the body
Oh and if you got caught by an ambitious cop, and they locked you up for life I’d be the first on to visit you in prison
And a love like that only comes along every once in a while Like Adam and Eve, Thelma and Louis
We’re loving in a criminal style
Well Eve she ate the fruit and looted all the truth
While the serpent slyly smiled and they gods they kicked her **** out of garden
Oh but Adam didn’t leave her even though he loved the garden
Towards the gods his heart he hardened and they eloped out for a life out in the desert
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Unhappy with their lives as trailer trashy wives
Thelma and Louis they hatched a plan to rue the day and end their misery
A couple middle-aged ladies out on a weekend spree
They crossed the law, fell in love, and drove their fucking car into a canyon
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