Pants
Monday, Tuesday, hump day is half way
Stick it in the pig, pop it in the bank
Saturday is coming quicker than you think
Forty-eight to rendezvous
I'm gonna blow a wad on you

Chorus:
Oh, oh, oh I'm coming in my pants,
my shirt, it's my best suit baby.
Gonna pick your flower, gonna be there in an hour.
Coming in my pants,
shined shoes in my neck tie honey
I'm so excited, I hope that I don't come to soon

I can't move on, attention is long gone.
Suit's all pressed, wallets in shape
All that's left is a little manscape.
24 to rendez-vous I'm gonna blow a wad on you