The Dirty Dozens

I got something to tell you baby I know you can’t do
Can’t love me and my good buddy too
When you love him baby love him right
Love him every day and all through the night

You’ll be a lovin mother for ya don’t you know
A lovin mother for ya don’t you know
A lovin mother for ya
I wouldn’t tell you no lies

God made a elephant big and stout
Wasn’t satisfied til he made him a snout
Made him a snout just as long as a rail
Wasn’t satisfied until he gave him a tail
Made him a tail just to fan the flies
Still wasn’t satisfied until he made him some eyes
Made him some eyes just to look at the grass
Wasn’t satisfied until he made him a great big ****

It was a big mother for ya don’t you know
A big mother for ya don’t you know
It was a big mother for ya
I wouldn’t tell you no lies

Squeeze me, squeeze me, don’t let me fall
Put my mule kicking in your stall

It’s bout a kicking mother for you
A kicking mother for you don’t you know
A kicking mother for you
I wouldn’t tell you no lies