Poison Ivy

Now guys don’t touch
Touch my gal please
Or you’ll get wasted
From your head to your knees

I don’t like to brag
I don’t like to say what I’ll do
But I’m like poison ivy
And I break out all over you

Now when I shave
in my house coat
Two men have to hold me
Or I’ll cut my throat

I don’t like to brag
I don’t like to say what I’ll do
But I’m like poison ivy
And I break out all over you

Well I bought me a blade
One I could afford
Too long to be a knife
Too short to be a sword

I don’t like to brag
I don’t like to say what I’ll do
But I’m like poison ivy
And I break out all over you

Last night some cat
Got smart with my niece
Now he’s wearing a sign
Saying rest in peace

I don’t like to brag
I don’t like to say what I’ll do
But I’m like poison ivy
And I break out all over you

I don’t claim to be bad
Don’t claim to be strong
Just keep bad people
From doing me wrong

I don’t like to brag
I don’t like to say what I’ll do
But I’m like poison ivy
And I break out all over you