South Carolina Rag

Talk about your gal, ought to see mine
Ain’t so pretty but she sure dress fine,
Hey hey, ain’t no way to do

I asked for water she brought me gasoline
Lemme tell ya, she’s treatin’ me mighty mean
Hey hey, ain’t no way to do

Spoken: Play that thing Music Man, Play that thing as good as you can,
Hey hey, ain’t no way to do
She ain’t so pretty and her hair ain’t re,
But she made me breakfast and served it to me in the bed
Hey hey, ain’t no way to do.