Midlife Crisis (Harmony by Buddy Cannon, Melonie Cannon)

He bought you diamonds, he brought you a rose
I was the woman who picked up his clothes
While you were riding in our brand new car
I was at home mowing our little yard

You’ve never seen him in all his true colors
Without Just For Men, his hair’s really gray
He’s old enough to be your Daddy
My loves forever, you’re just a phase

Someday you’ll find out that his love ain’t priceless
I was his true love, you were his mid-life crisis
I was his true love, you were his mid-life crisis

He’ll love you 4 ever, until you get wrinkles
It’s fun to love him, until he starts telling lies
Make sure you lose the weight from those babies
Or he will stop looking, into your eyes

You think he’s perfect and he walks on water
Til someday he runs off, with your best friends daughter

Someday you’ll find out that his love ain’t priceless
I was his true love, you were his mid-life crisis
I was his true love, you were his mid-life crisis