I'll Use My Own Two Feet

We read about those jet airliners falling from the air.
If the good LORD wanted me to fly, he'd give me wings to wear.
Those busses plum roll over and trains run head on.
Those subways ain't fun anyway 'cause it's dark down in them holes.
We long to take a cruise ship, out on the rolling sea,
but some of them boats, just won't float and drowning ain't for me.
Motorcycles run too fast. They can leave you on the street, so if
it's all left up to me, I'll use my own two feet.
(chorus)
With all these sad things going on, how are we to know, which
would be the best way for all of us to go?
Well I've been around for a little while and if it's left up to me,
If I should travel anywhere, I'll use my own two feet.

Well let's don't forget about the ones, who love to drive and drink. They get a jug and chug-a-lug and don't even stop to think.
They're a threat to all society and a menace out on the road.
Why they don't care what lane they're in, as long as they can go.
Now you may think my concept of travel just ain't fair, but I know
I can trust my own two feet to take me anywhere.
Now you may think i'm crazy but my feelings still run deep.
I've lived a long time, one step at a time, using my own two feet.
(repeat chorus)

So if you think of going on a little get away trip, just remember
what I said about those busses, planes and ships.
What goes up, must come down and what rolls over, goes round
and round. What won't float, sinks in the sea. So when I travel,
I'll use my own two feet.
(improvise-talking)