DECMA
I just became a member of the D.E.C.M.A.
I sent my application in to them the other day.
This week the mailman came and dropped a letter in the slot.
I opened up the envelope and this is what I got.

(chorus)
Welcome to the Down East Country Music Club.
We'll try our best to make you feel at ease.
We hope you can attend to every show we have.
You know we'll try our very best to please.
Your membership is now accepted to our midst.
Inclosed you'll find a card that tells you so.
Wcome to the Down East Country Music Club.
Now take us with you everywhere you go.

We'd like to get a photo and the story of your life.
Let us know how many more, besides you and your wife.
We want to get as many as we can into our group,
so sign up as a family and be in the happy troop.
(repeat chorus)

We hear that you was active in this field most of your days
and also wrote a lot of songs, that made the country waves.
We hope you'll be a lifetime member of our great domain
and we might nominate you to our country hall of fame.
(repeat chorus