Booze It & Lose It

Booze It & Lose It - **** Barnes

Verse I

I was going down the road, sipping on my booze just as happy as I could be.
When I looked in the mirror, I saw blue lights. The highway patrol was coming after me.

“Sound of police siren”

I said no problem I’ll just out run-um, I’m filled to the brim with high test. The next thing I knew I was eating asphalt and a big Smoky Bear said- Son, you’re under arrest.

Chorus

If you booze it you lose it, don’t be a fool. The highway is not the place to be. They’ll take your license, raise your insurance rates. Lock you up and throw away the key.

Verse II

I said wait a minute ocifer, you’re making a big mistake I’m from a prominent family. My daddy’s a judge and my brother’s a lawyer. They’re going have your rinky dink badge, you just wait and see.
He said, maybe so son, but I’m your family tonight. And to your cell I have the key. So get in my car and quit making threats, cause tonight your bad breath belongs to me.

Chorus

If you booze it you loose it, don’t be a fool. The highway is not the place to be. They’ll take your license, raise your insurance rates. Lock you up and throw away the key.

Verse III

So if you want to drink, you’d better not drive. A ride you had better get. Cause if you drink and drive, remember this, Booze it and Lose it.

Chorus

Remember booze it and lose it and don’t be a fool. The highway is not the place to be. They’ll take your license, raise your insurance rates. Lock you up and throw away the key.

They’ll take your license, raise your insurance rates. Lock you up and throw away the key.

“Sound of a jail door slamming shut