Phantom Lover

PHANTOM LOVER
Debra J Ohlinger
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DEAR OL SOMETIMES LONG LOST FRIEND
YOU LET THAT DAMMED OL' PHANTOM IN
WHILE YOU FED YOUR COWS AND CHICKENS
HE WAS UPSTAIRS IN YOUR KITCHEN
EATING ALL YOUR CHOCOLATE CAKE AND PIE

NOW HE FLOATS ACROSS THE FLOOR
HEADING FOR YOUR BEDROOM DOOR
MUDDY BOOTS ON YOUR CLEAN SHEETS
HE'LL BE LAYIN THERE FOR WEEKS
SMOKIN' DOPE AND WATCHING GOMER PYLE

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YOU BETTER GET HIM OUT
YOU BETTER SCREAM AND SHOUT
YOU BETTER GET HIM OUT
YOU BETTER SCREAM AND SHOUT
HERE HE COMES AGAIN
ASKING WHERE U BEEN

SOLO


WHILE YOU DANCE AND SING YOUR SONG
HE'LL BE OUTSIDE ALL NIGHT LONG
PAINT YOUR PICTURE DRAW YOUR SWORD
HE'LL BE COMING BACK FOR MORE
LOOKIN FOR A WAY TO GET INSIDE

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YOUR ELUSIVE STATE OF GRACE
LED YOU TO THAT SAME OL PLACE
WATCHOUT THERE HE IS AGAIN
EVIL GRIN WHEN U WALKED IN
STEALIN CIGS AND ASKIN FOR A LIGHT

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