Midlife Crisis

MY BOSS TALKS ABOUT HIS MUSTANG
THAT '69 HE SOLD TO PAY FOR SCHOOL - BIGGEST MISTAKE OF HIS LIFE
HE WENT DOWN TO THE DEALER
THE SPOILER ON THE NEW ONES LOOKS SO COOL - HE STILL HASN'T TOLD HIS WIFE

THE NEIGHBORS WILL BE JEALOUS AND HIS WIFE WILL ROLL HER EYES
BUT SHE WON'T GET TOO MAD IF NOW AND THEN SHE GETS TO DRIVE HIS

MID-LIFE CRISIS
CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT WELL HE WON'T MIND AT ALL
WHEN I BUY MY MID-LIFE CRISIS
THAT GOOD OLD BOY IS GONNA HAVE HIMSELF A BALL
HE DON'T CARE HOW HIGH THE PRICE IS
HE'S BEEN SAVING UP FOR HIS MID-LIFE CRISIS


THAT COULD FLOAT BUT IT' S SINKING IN HIS YARD - HIS GRASS IS WAY TOO HIGH
HE WENT LOOKING FOR A NEW ONE, A TRITON
PUT THE WHOLE THING ON HIS CARD - AND HE NAMED IT NAMED IT LORELEI
HE SAYS EVERY SUNDAY HE'LL TAKE THE FAMILY FOR A RIDE
BUT HE MIGHT AS WELL GET SOMEONE TO JUST PAINT IT ON THE SIDE

MID-LIFE CRISIS
CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT WELL HE WON'T MIND AT ALL
WHEN I BUY MY MID-LIFE CRISIS
THAT GOOD OLD BOY IS GONNA HAVE HIMSELF A BALL
HE DON'T CARE HOW HIGH THE PRICE IS
HE'S FINANCING HIS MID-LIFE CRISIS

SOMEDAY I'LL GET RID OF THAT MINI-VAN
AND START GOING TO THE GYM AGAIN
MY FATHER SAYS YOU CAN'T BUY KNOWLEDGE
SEND THOSE KIDS TO A JUNIOR COLLEGE
I COULD PUT IN A LITTLE MORE OVERTIME
CUT OUT SOME OF THAT IMPULSE BUYING
I'M GONNA GET OUT FROM UNDER THESE BILLS
SO WHEN THE DAY COMES THAT I NEED A NEW THRILL, I'LL HAVE MY

MID-LIFE CRISIS
CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT I WON'T MIND AT ALL
WHEN I BUY MY MID-LIFE CRISIS
THIS GOOD OLD BOY IS GONNA HAVE HIMSELF A BALL
I WON'T CARE HOW HIGH THE PRICE IS
IF I'M SAVING UP FOR MY MID-LIFE CRISIS