My Bachelor Ways

My Bachelor Ways

(verse 1)
I love the batchelor life
Never thought I’d want no other
All this time just free as a bird
But now I discover
Your sweet smile and your sweet kiss
Have got me in a daze
You could make me change
My Bachelor Ways

(verse 2)
I'll tell you every day 'I love you'
How else would you know ?
And I'll give up the remote control
So you can watch your show
If we pass another hot mama on the street, you know
I'll avert my gaze
You could make me change
My Bachelor Ways

(bridge)
I won't go out on the town at night
That way you'll know where I've been
And I'll always leave the seat down
That way you won't fall in

(verse 3)
I won’t drink straight from the carton, honey
Instead I’ll use a glass
And I won’t wait for the flies to gather
Before I take out the trash
These last thirty years
That ain't nothin' but a phase
You could make me change
My Bachelor Ways

(bridge 2)
I won't go out on the town
That way you'll know where I've been
And I'll always leave the seat down
You won't have to tell me again

(verse 1 repeat)
My Bachelor Ways
(ad infinitum)

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