The Great Galaxy Sci-Fi Convention Show

The needle plays a Wendy Carlos groove
And he’s dressin’ like A Clockwork Orange droog
At sixteen he put on a convention show
Galacticon and my big brother let me go

A Princess Leia she won best costume
There’s a Darth Vader, light saber and a space invader with a phaser in the screening room
An appearance by a true cult hero
I’m talking Nina Barra, Tonga from Space Patrol

And I was runnin’ wild with my flashing ray gun
Watchin’ Star Trek episodes, Forbidden Planet, Logan’s Run
And the 7th Voyage of Sinbad
Major Mars, Captain Future oh what a time I had

The dealers’ room fills the fans with thrills
Like a vintage signed poster of The Day The Earth Stood Still
And in the air a Bernard Hermann score
Uncle Forry’s on a panel gonna hear some sci-fi lore

And I was runnin’ wild with my flashing ray gun
Watchin’ Star Trek episodes, Forbidden Planet, Logan’s Run
And the 7th Voyage of Sinbad
Major Mars, Captain Future oh what a time I had

In the mail the old program arrived
It was worn it was torn but the memories they survived

My brother he beamed up some time back
Maybe he and Scotty are fending off a Romulan attack
In the final frontier we’ll meet again I know
At the great galaxy sci-fi convention show

And we’ll be runnin’ wild with our flashin’ ray guns
Watchin’ Star Trek episodes, Forbidden Planet, Logan’s Run
And the 7th Voyage of Sinbad
Major Mars, Captain Future oh what a time we’ll have

Running wild with our flashin’ ray guns
Oh watchin’ Star Trek episodes, Forbidden Planet, Logan’s Run
And the 7th Voyage of Sinbad
Major Mars, Captain Future oh what a time we’ll have