Everything's Broken Again

©℗2008 Dave Insley, Crawl Daddy Music, BMI

My coffee cup fell to the floor with a crash, my car hasn't run for a week
My boots have a hole in 'em the size of a quarter, my roof has just sprung a leak
My washer & dryer haven't spoken in years, my favorite shirt has a rip
My refrigerator just went on the fritz, but I don't have the cash to fix it
Everything's broken again!
My amp started smokin', just when I'd started hopin', that maybe my ship would come in
Until then the money will be tighter than hell, a week's worth won't last a whole day
Everything's broken except for my heart, but that somehow makes things okay
My record player busted when I played Dave Dudley, my table has only 3 legs
My TV is stuck on the Esteban channel, and my guitar is missing 5 pegs
My front door won't open and my toilet wont flush and my cats are all losing their hair
My light bulbs have burned out, and of course so have I, but somehow I really don't care
I no longer call my coffee maker "Mr." ever since he let me down
The hinges all broke off of my kitchen cabinets
and the plumbing makes lots of strange sounds
My swings have all swung and my springs have all swung
and my monkey bars have all gone ape
I sit on the floor since my sofa collapsed and I wait for the next thing to break

©℗2008 Dave Insley, Crawl Daddy Music, BMI