#7 Funky Junky Christmas

(Rap)
Now you ate lots of pecan pie and a bunch of chocolate cake
and I know that your momma she can really, really bake
But ‘cha know that it’s Christmas, and you know it’s time to funk
why don’t you drop that drumstick ‘fore you add to all that chunk
so won’t you come along and sing our Christmas funk
get off that couch, you potata, time to put away that junk

Chorus
Yo, Santa can you hear me?
Your job is finally done.
It's time to boogie oogie,
The party's begun.

(Rap)
The presents are all open and the feeding time has passed,
little kids are in their bed – now it’s time to have a blast
So I'm standin’ by the chimney, got the music blarin' too,
got some cookies on a plate, yo Santa, where are you?
He mustta liked the R & B ‘cause next I heard a thunk
he plopped down the chimney, shouted, “hey, ya’ all let’s funk!”

Chorus
Yo, Santa did you hear me?
Your job is finally done.
It's time to boogie oogie,
The party's begun.

Have a funky, junky Christmas
eat all the candy that ‘cha see
then dance and sing and party
this is where you wannabe

(Set it up)

Rap
So we got dasher and prancer, they really got the beat
just take a look way down at those little dancin’ feet
and the bells on the sleigh heard them ding a ling a ling
and did you see that Rudolph got a shiny new nose ring
and Santa Clause he be harkin’ with those angels down the street
and you know he’s da man that you’d really like to meet
Chorus
Have a funky, junky Christmas
get on your feet and show your moves
let’s dance and sing and party
‘cause Santa’s gotta groove

It’s a funky, junky Christmas
get on your feet and show your moves
let’s dance and sing and party
‘cause Santa’s gotta groove

Have a funky, junky Christmas (Christmas)
get on your feet and show your moves (show your moves)
let’s dance and sing and party (party)
‘cause Santa’s gotta groove (he’s gotta grove)

It’s a funky, junky Christmas (it’s a funky junky Christmas)
get on your feet and show your moves (show your moves, show your moves)
let’s dance and sing and party
‘cause Santa’s gotta groove

Have a funky, junky Christmas (funky, junky Christmas)
get on your feet and show your moves (Santa Clause, ho, ho, ho )
let’s dance and sing and party
‘cause Santa’s gotta groove (he gotta grove)

It’s a funky, junky Christmas
get on your feet and show your moves (show your moves)
let’s dance and sing and party
‘cause Santa’s gotta groove (gotta groove, gotta groove)

Have a funky, junky Christmas (come on Santa)
get on your feet and show your moves (show your moves)
let’s dance and sing and party
‘cause Santa’s gotta groove (heeeeyyyyy)

It’s a funky, junky Christmas (funky, funky)
get on your feet and show your moves (Rudolph, put down that candy cane)
let’s dance and sing and party (ahhhhhhh)
‘cause Santa’s gotta groove
(It’s snowing outside!)