Key West Holiday

Well I walked into Sloppy Joe’s
Anybody’s ever been there knows
There’s only one thing to do there and that is drink!

So, I had 12 beers and 2 tequilas
I copped me a feel from a girl named, ‘Sheila’
When the guitar player began to sing a song.

Chorus 1
He said, ‘Clap your hands’
Stomp your feet
Yell, ‘Hell Yeah’!
Keep the beat.

He said, Clap your hands
That’s the way.
It’s a certified, blue sky Key West Holiday

I made it to the Hogs Breath
A little more than a crawl
Found me an open table, read the writin’ on the wall

At the bar was a pirate dressed in drag
The problem is, he didn’t look half bad
That bartender began to sing this song.

Chorus 2
He said, ‘Clap your hands’
Stomp your feet
Yell, ‘Hell Yeah’!
Keep the beat.

He said, Clap your hands
That’s the way.
It’s a certified, blue sky, stir fried, sun dried, knee bendin’, sun settin’, sex filled, no frills Key West Holiday

Well, I got tossed out onto Duvall
Just about then I hit a wall
I woke up in a different kind of bar.

The guy next to me said, ‘You’re in jail’
Your buddy came by, but he didn’t post bail
To my surprise, he began to sing this song!