Ann

Ann
by Billy Edd Wheeler / Bexhill Music Corp/Quartet Music Inc/ASCAP

I know I'll never meet another hunk o' woman like my Ann.
She makes me feel like a great big man.
I'm gonna go tell her mama what I think about her, say,
"Thank you, ma'am, for giving me your daughter Ann."
She sure is stacked from her toes to the pretty little nape of her neck,
She's packed like a seed in a grape, she's smooth as marble skin.
When I see her I believe I'm a real young guy and ev'ry time I go to work
I think I might die if I can't hurry home again.
If the good Lord worked all night a-makin' me a female plan,
I'd say, "No, thanks, Lord. I'll just keep Ann."
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How could I ever look at any other woman when I've got Ann?
I feel so good when she takes my hand.
I'm gonna go tell her daddy what I think about her, say,
"Thank you, man, for giving me your daughter Ann."
When I come home and I feel like I've been run over by a ten-ton truck
She can rub my shoulder and ease my aches and pains.
If I lose my job and I'm down to a silver dollar and
I feel like a dried up gourd in a holler, she soothes my brow like summer rain.
If the good Lord worked all night at makin' me a female plan,
I'd say, "No, thanks, Lord. I'll just keep Ann."
I'd say, "No thanks, Lord, I'll just keep Ann."