Cougar Dream

I Broke down on the highway, hotter than hell
My luck dried up, no bars on my cell
A roar down the road, what could it be?
It was the biggest damn truck that I ever did see.
She opened the door and to my surprise
She was a Demi Moore double with wildcat eyes.

Chorus:
My Cougar Dream, came to rescue me.
My Cougar Dream, on the prowl for me.

She was a smokin’ hot granny, oh my lord
Hotter then the hood of my beat up Ford
She said son you aint from around these parts
Mamma’s gonna give you a little jump start
She cornered me fast, there was no escape
She said: “ MAN IS A COUGAR’S NUMBER ONE PREY”

Chorus:
My Cougar Dream, came to rescue me.
My Cougar Dream, on the prowl for me.

Bridge:
She gonna get you
She gonna get you
She gonna get you

Chorus:
My Cougar Dream, came to rescue me.
My Cougar Dream, on the prowl for me.
My Cougar Dream, came to rescue me.
My Cougar Dream, on the prowl for me.