Santa's Going To the Keys for Christmas

HE’S FINALLY HAD IT, BOYS AND GIRLS
SANTA AIN’T DRIVIN THE SLEIGH NO MORE
YOU’RE ALL GETTIN COAL IN YOUR STOCKINGS THIS YEAR
SANTA’S GIVING YOU THE HEAVE HO, HO, HO

SANTAS GOING TO THE KEYS FOR CHRISTMAS
HE’S HAD IT WITH THE ICE AND SNOW
YOU’RE GONNA FIND HIM CHILLING ON DUVAL STREET
SITTIN UNDERNEATH THE MISTLETOE
HE’S HEADED SOUTH TO THE LAND OF THE PALMS
FOR A LITTLE SLICE OF KEY LIME PIE
HE’S GONNA LIGHT UP A CUBAN, ORDER AN BEER
AND LET THE HOLIDAYS SLIDE ON BY

SOLO

YOU WONT SEE A BRAT ON HIS LAP THIS YEAR
HE GOT A LAP DANCE FOR HIMSELF
YOU MIGHT FIND HIM AT THE GREEN PARROT
ORDERING A SHORT ONE FOR SOME ELVES
TONIGHT IT’S REIGNDEER OPTIONAL
I’M SURE HE’S GONE TO THE HOGS
TAKING IN A SHOW AT SLOPPY JOES
OR SHOPPING FOR SOME TOYS FOR MRS. CLAUS HM, HM, HM