No Refunds, No Returns

No Refunds, No Returns - (3:10)

Contact - Carrie Cunningham
soundbarnpublishing@gmail.com
509-230-5473


Writers: Carrie Cunningham, Matthew Nelson Price
Publishing & PRO: Sound Barn Publishing/ASCAP,Freedom Machine Publishing/ASCAP


He said he was too tired to take me out tonight
So I’m out with my girls instead
Guess he changed his mind,looks like he’s doing fine
Chatting up that pretty little redhead

I could bite my tongue,but I’ve been silent long enough
That’s why I’m climbing up on this chair.
Let’s have a little auction, direct your attention
Our first item is that two-timing **** over there.

Come on girls, who will start the bidding?
I ain’t asking for much. I know just what you’re getting.
How bout a trade? Something of equal value
Like a can of PBR or anything the hell you
Want to offer. He’s yours
No refunds, no returns.

He’ll buy you lots of drinks, and call you pretty things
If he thinks it means he’ll have a chance with you
He'll make you feel wonderful, tell you you’re beautiful
Might even be faithful for a week or two.


Come on girls, who will start the bidding?
I ain’t asking for much. I know just what you’re getting.
How bout a trade? Something of equal value
Like a half-smoked cigarrette or anything the hell you
Want to offer. He’s yours
No refunds, no returns.

Bridge
Who’ll give me a five?
Do I hear three?
Fifty cents?
Anything?


Come on girls, who will start the bidding?
I ain’t asking for much. I know just what you’re getting.
How bout a trade? Something of equal value
Like a swig of PBR or anything the hell you
Want to offer. He’s yours, oh…

Come on girls, who will start the bidding?
I ain’t asking for much. I know just what you’re getting.
How bout a trade? Something of equal value
Maybe like a drag of a cigarette and I don't even smoke,
but I'm that desperate
He’s yours, No refunds, no returns.