If I Had the Copyright (the F word song) (bleeped)

If I Had the Copyright on the word ^%$%!
I'd say ---- this job and yourself you dumb ~~~~
No need for hard work and no need for luck
If I Had the Copyright on the word ^%$%!

It's filthy it's nasty unseemly and vile
That all may be true but it's so versatile
So often deleted this fine expletive
Is a verb a noun and an adjective

If I Had the Copyright on the word ^%$%!
I'd have no need for dad-gum dang darn shoot or shucks
No need for hard work and no need for luck
If I Had the Copyright on the word ^%$%!

Not a gasp not a sigh from my mouth would be heard
Nope just a cha-ching when I hear the F word
If people got jealous of all of my wealth
I'd tell them to copyright %$#*, $#@* and !$&*&$!

If I Had the Copyright on the word ^%$%!
It would roll off my tongue like water off a duck
4-letter word usages perfectly honed
I could retire on New York alone

Where the say #$^% the #$^%ing mother #$^%ers
I don't give a #$^%
If they can't #$^%ing take #$^%ing joke then hey what
the #$^%
The #$^%ers will #$^% you so don't get #$^%ed up
Quit #$^%in' around or you're gonna get #$^%ed

If I Had the Copyright on the word ^%$%!
I'd say *%&^% this job and yourself you dumb #^%$#
No need for hard work and no need for luck
If I Had the Copyright on the word ^%$%!