Is It Hot Enough For Ya

Well it's a hundred degrees out again today
And my air conditioner quit
And no one can fix it till next week
I's about to throw a fit

So I decided to go to Costco
Just to stand inside and cool down
And I ran into a friend in the cereal aisle
And I guess he was joking around
He said

Is it hot enough for ya
Is it hot enough for ya
man it’s gotta be about a hundred and three
Is it hot enough for ya

everyone’s a comedian
It's annoying I'll tell you what
when your heat rash has got a heat rash
And your bra strap has melted shut

i mean Even the weeds were wilted
when I went to mow the lawn
Then I barbecued some hamburgers
and I didn't even turn the grill on
and you asked me

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When I burned my butt on the driver’s seat
My cursing made a sailor blush
Snow white change her name today
Now she's just called slush

The itsy-bitsy spider
made it up the water spout
All the sculptures by Salvador Dali
yesterday they straightened out
Oh yeah

you think you’re so damn funny
with that old worn out cliche
i’ve been in this store 10 minutes
you’re the 3rd one i’ve heard say

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