Put On a Mask

I was shopping for groceries, late one night
When my eyes beheld a scary sight
hacking and coughing a couple of guys
touching stuff that had been sanitized

put on a mask why don’t you WANT a mask
put on a mask it’s such a STRANGE backlash
put on a mask no need to wail and gnash
put on a mask put on a f**king mask

From a laboratory in east Wuhan
Came a virus that rages on and on
the ghouls all came on the squawk box
saying “everything’s fine” while they sold their stocks

they ditched the mask just like the POTUS asked
they ditched the mask they didn’t bat an eyelash
they ditched the mask and got a GOB of cash
put on a mask put on a f**king mask

the reporters weren’t having fun
social distancing there was none
the guests included a windbag
with a spray tan and his sons

out of stock backordered til spring
people make their own with paper towels and string
the windbag shook his fist and screamed
whatever happened to hydroxychloroquine?

it’s now the mask the thing you tried to bash
it’s now the mask it isn’t balderdash
it’s now the mask it cuts transmission in half
put on a mask put on a f**king mask

Now everything’s cool you can do some shopping
Head downtown go barhopping
for you the living, at the beach or the zoo
if they give you grief tell them Fauci sent you

put on a mask get a designer mask
put on a mask a trikini wear it while you bask
put on a mask put on a stylish mask
put on a mask put on a f**king mask

GNNNNN mask good!
Yes, Igor, flatten the curve young boy
mask good! NNN Grr!

I liked the hydroxychlorine better!
Who asked you you bloodsucker?