10 Out of 10

when reporters asked him to rate himself on the job that he has done
responding to this crisis
looking out for everyone
the words he uttered next
well it shocked my ears and eyes but after 3 and half years of this why am i surprised
10 out of 10
10 out of 10
he gave himself a 10 out of 10
at first i thought you’re kidding maybe i misheard
but then i thought well maybe he’s just grading on a curve
then i thought no this complete failure and he thinks everything’s just peachy if we’re talking abject failure
then he’s Nadia comenichi
10 out of 10
10 out of 10
if we’re talking about failure then yeah 10 out of 10
the Italians give him a negative 10
the Canadians give him a 1 (how polite) but here comes the score from the Russian judge
10 out of 10!
traits of malignant narcissism
10 out of 10
number of psychologists who think he’s mentally ill
10 out of 10
symptoms of progressive dementia
10 out of 10
10 out of 10