The Bitch Is Great
Lyrics, Music, & Arrangements by: Captain RW Best
Copyright 12/07/2009 by Roy W. Best
4226 Sixty Sixth Street Circle West
Bradenton, Florida 34209
941-795-2454
All Rights Reserved.
The Bitch Is Great


Come along with me tonight,
Cortez Road on the right,
We’ve got Woody here and Sylvia up tight,
The very best in hooch, alright,
Oh, the bitch is great, ooow, the bitch is great,
That red smoking’ stuff from hell, Belive me, it’ll ring your bell,
Oooooh, The bitch is great, ahhhhh, the bitch is great,

There’s Bob, Mike, Mary, and Tom,
Mark, Kaya, Pete, and Dodie,
Vern, Jean, Richard and Leesa,
Snook, Mom, Paul and all,
Wooo, the bitch is great, ahhhh, the bitch is great,
It’ll make you dance and crawl, stagger, walk funny, and all,
Oooooh, The bitch is great. Ooooh, the bitch is great.

Instrumental Bridge

That red smoking’ bitch from hell,
Got that fan-tas-tic taste as well,
Make the whole room move and swell,
Oh, the bitch is great, ahhh, the bitch is great,
It’ll make you dance and crawl, stagger, walk funny, and all,
Awhaaaaaa, the bitch is great, ahaaa, the bitch is great.

Tell Woody to pour you some of RW’s booze.

It’s better ‘nTV, it’ll warm your cockell’s and things. One’ll do it, two is guaranteed, Three. Hey!!!!