King Of My Own Castle

Im not the best with engines
But there ain’t no-one better changing flats
New cars and those computers
I can’t seem to keep up with all that

Well my names not Mr. Goodyear
But its written on a patch on my blue shirt
I was employee of the month last spring
Told everyone for 4 weeks, that I was First

CHORUS
But Im the King Of My Own Castle
Down at 212 Chestnut Drive
Where Im free from all the hassle
I deal with from 9 to 5

A little place with vinyl siding
Almost a half acre of land
Im The King Of My Own Castle
At least she treats me like I am

They just brought in a new guy
Graduated from Ohio State
I thought he was alright
Till I found out how much he was paid

But I best stay on his good side
Cause I know some day ill probably work for him
Cause you don’t get promoted
With callouses and grease on your 2 hands

CHORUS
But Im the King Of My Own Castle
Down at 212 Chestnut Drive
Where Im free from all the hassle
I deal with from 9 to 5

A little place with vinyl siding
Almost a half acre of land
Im The King Of My Own Castle
At least she treats me like I am

Im The King Of My Own Castle
At least she loves me like I am