Figgy Pudding

Of all desserts that sat on Grandma's table
The one that I remember to this day
Just one bite was all that I was able
To put into my mouth before I'd say

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I don't want your figgy pudding
I don't want your figgy pudding
I'll eat your cake I'll eat your pies
But the one dessert that I despise... is figgy pudding


On Christmas eve she'd tell us as she'd make it
It's really good just take a bite and see
I'd say Grandma ain't you ever heard of Chocolate
She'd smile and got a real big scoop for me

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The firefighters said the blaze was started
From a mix of booze and Grandma's cigarettes
No one ever knew she added whiskey
She handed them a bowl before they left

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