Naughty List

Chorus
Well Santa gets his coal from West Virginia
I caught him sneaking 'round down in the mine
He's filling up his sleigh and he'll soon be on his way
With a load of West Virginia number 9


I said Santa is it true your always watching?
And you know just when someone is doing wrong
He said there ain't too much I've missed
It's all on this naughty list
And as you can see it's getting mighty long

Chorus


Many years have passed now since that grand encounter
And I've done my best to not get out of line
But if I ever do then I'll know his words were true
When on Christmas morning coal is all I find

Chorus

Repeat Chorus
When He ain't at the pole, well he's down here in this hole
Digging up that West Virginia number 9