Nice To Be Johnny Depp

I DON'T GIVE A **** ABOUT LINDSAY LOHAN
I DON'T REALLY CARE WHO TIGER WOODS IS BONE'N
I DON'T REALLY CARE TO SEE J. LO'S BUTT
I DON'T WANNA KNOW,,.IF SNOOKI'S A ****
I'M UP TO MY **** IN REALITY SHOWS
I CAN'T WATCH ANOTHER CELEBRITY POSE
I DON'T WANNA READ ANOTHER KUTCHER TWIT
I DON'T WANNA SEE ANOTHER BIG FAKE TIT

BUT IT SURE WOULD BE NICE TO BE JOHNNY DEPP
MAKIN' MY MOVIES AND WATCHIN' MY STEP
JUST HANGIN' OUT IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE
KEEPIN' MY BUSINESS INSIDE OF MY PANTS

BIEBER'S TOO YOUNG ... MADONNA'S TOO OLD
KATE AND JOHN GOSSELIN BOTH LEAVE ME COLD
I DON'T WANNA HEAR MEL GIBSON'S RANTS
I DON'T WANNA WATCH ANOTHER HAS BEEN DANCE
I DON'T REALLY CARE IF RYAN SEACREST'S ****
I'VE HAD IT WITH REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK AND L.A.
I DON'T NEED ANOTHER AMY WINEHOUSE SAGA
I'M ALREADY TIRED OF LADY GAGA

BUT BUT IT SURE WOULD BE NICE TO BE JOHNNY DEPP
MAKIN' MY MOVIES AND WATCHIN' MY STEP
JUST HANGIN' OUT IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE
KEEPIN' HIS BUSINESS INSIDE OF MY PANTS

I'M EVEN GETTING TIRED OF NICE GEORGE CLOONEY
THE OCTOMOM IS A LITTLE TOO LOONEY
I DON'T EVEN CARE IF MEGAN FOX
I COULD CARE LESS IF SPITZER WORE SOCKS
I DON'T REALLY CARE TO SEE KARDASHIAN'S ****
ON DONALD TRUMP'S HAIR I'M GONNA HAVE TO PASS
I DON'T CARE IF NICOLAS CAGE IS BROKE
AND I DON'T CARE WHERE PARIS HILTON'S HIDIN'
HER COKE

BUT IT SURE WOULD BE NICE TO BE JOHNNY DEPP
AKIN' MY MOVIES AND WATCHIN' MY STEP
JUST HANGIN' OUT IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE
KEEPIN' MY BUSINESS INSIDE OF MY PANTS

BUT IT SURE WOULD BE NICE TO BE JOHNNY DEPP
MAKIN' MY MOVIES AND WATCHIN' MY STEP
JUST HANGIN' OUT IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE
KEEPIN' HIS BUSINES INSIDE OF MY PANTS

IT SURE WOULD BE NICE TO BE JOHNNY DEPP
MAKIN' MY MOVIES AND WATCHIN' MY STEP
JUST HANGIN' OUT IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE
KEEPIN' MY BUSINESS INSIDE OF MY PANTS