UFO Saloon

Last week i was grabbed by a UFO...I had a funny feeling, don't ya know, that I....
....was gonna get a probe.
I was ready for the worst when E.T. says "first things first, I've got a thirst....
...let's hit the bar."
Well, the bar was the mother of motherships, they even had salsa and chips, and they said "yeah, Earth...
...your planet has great snacks."
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Way up at the UFO saloon...Hope they take me back there real soon...
...they hide it behind the moon...the UFO saloon.
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Well I don't know what I drank, but the tap was on a tank the size of Rhode Island....
...I was smilin'
I was felling pretty loose, I said "What's this stuff called, Betelgeuse?..." they said
"...that's not funny."
They said, "you want a cosmic colonic?--just keep it up, 'cause we can't stand a comic...you earthlings...
....just stick to jazz"
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They had a band...up on the stand, They played, using all six hands. They played that song...
...they played it all night long....what song'd they play?....well, you know....

I woke up in Hot Springs, there she was, pluckin' my heartstrigs...she had skin...
...just like a reptile.
She was four foot tall, kinda big-boned, hair was green, hadn't been combed, and them far-away eyes?
....she had three of 'em
Well I must-a met her at the UFO bar, I said, "are you from some planet afar?" she said, "No.....
...I'm from Arkansas"

So if you're out walkin' late at night, it might be fun to go toward the light...I'll meet you there...
at the UFO saloon.
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