09 Ain't Nobody Listening To Me MATURE 4:38

26 sec lead-in MATURE
Contains the phraseI like to write my name in the snow when I pee
But my peckers too short so I P*SS on my feet

Humorous Toe Tapper

credits
Jeff Wall - Vocals, Acoustic Guitar
Evan Campfield - Bass
Aaron Cummings - Drums
Mark Byerly - Pedal Steel Guitar

Words and Musie - Jeff Wall

I play a lot of restaurants and breweries. These are the kind of soul sucking gigs that are most musicians bread and butter, mine included, and I'm grateful to get to play them. I call them soul-sucking because there is no exchange of energy between you and the audience, You are doing all the giving, usually because no one is actively listening to you. There is no need to tell any stories. Just shut up and play monkey-boy,Your job is to be there to provide pleasant background noise and ambiance.

I wrote this song as a bellwether just to see if anyone was actually actively listening while I was playing. If I play it and I get no reaction by the end of the 2nd verse, then I know that no one is paying attention and I can start playing whatever the hell I want.