01 Unicycle 4:41

Last night I dreamed of the circus,
with the jugglers, acrobats and freaks
The lions, the tigers and the zebras,
the monkeys, the elephants, and me

I was a bear riding a unicycle,
wobbling around the ring
I'm old and I'm fat, I wear a dumb little hat,
I'm just trying to do my thing

I was a Kodiak in Alaska,
Mighty and fearsome and big
But it got too cold, and I got too old,
So I came south and picked up this gig

I'm a bear riding a unicycle,
I'm wobbling around the ring
I'm old and I'm fat, I wear a dumb little hat,
I'm just trying to do my thing

See the flying trapeze,
that looks like a whole lot of fun
I ain't scared of heights, so I tried it one night,
but a bear ain't got no thumbs

I'm a bear riding a unicycle,
I'm wobbling around the ring
I'm old and I'm fat, I wear a dumb little hat,
I'm just trying to do my thing

See the man over there with the top hat,
Somehow he thinks he is my boss,
Well he better take care, because I'm still a bear,
I might snap and slap his head clean off

I'm a bear riding a unicycle,
I'm wobbling around the ring
I'm old and I'm fat, I wear a dumb little hat,
I'm just trying to do my thing

Can't you hear the calliope playing,
Don't it make you want to jump up and dance?
Throw your paws in the air, shake your derriere,
and a bear don't have to wear pants

I'm a bear riding a unicycle,
I'm wobbling around the ring
I'm old and I'm fat, I wear a dumb little hat,
I'm just trying to do my thing

I'm a bear riding a unicycle,
and I'm wobbling around the ring
Yes I'm here to get paid, and maybe get laid
I'm just trying to do my thing,
Yea I'm just trying to do my thing

Hey Booboo! I See you!