16 0r 17 Hours of Sleep

16 or 17 Hours of Sleep
Grimwood/Idlet (BMI) © 2010 Troutoons

I need 16 or 17 hours of sleep, at least 16 hours of sleep.
To have a good day, I’ve got to say
I had 16 hours of way down deep.
16 or 17 hours of sleep, at least 16 hours of sleep.
On a feather bed I’m going to lay my head
And get 16 or 17 hours of sleep.

1 hour – That’s feeling fine.
2 hours – It’s a really good time.
3 hours - Don’t wake me up.
There’s not enough coffee in a coffee cup.
4 hours - I’m picking up steam.
5 hours - Starting to dream.
But 6 got scared ‘cause 7 ate 9
I love that joke so I used that line.

16 or 17 hours of sleep, at least 16 hours of sleep.
To have a good day, I’ve got to say
I had 16 hours of way down deep.
16 or 17 hours of sleep, at least 16 hours of sleep.
On a feather bed I’m going to lay my head
And get 16 or 17 hours of sleep.

10 hours – That’s better than none.
11 hours - I’m getting it done.
12 and 13 and 14, too,
My eyes won’t open they’re stuck like glue.
15 hours – That’s baby stuff.
15 and a half - Still not enough.
16 or 17 hours for me
I’d sleep longer but I’ve got to eat!