Real Fine Gumbo

She ain’t good looking
And she’s really kind of mean
Not the smartest woman
That you’ve ever seen

She spends all my money
On jewelry and clothes
When I want a little something
Her door is always closed

She won’t do my laundry
Hates all my friends
Can’t stand my music
Don’t like ESPN

She makes a real fine Gumbo
She makes a real fine Gumbo
She makes a real fine Gumbo
She makes a real fine Gumbo
She makes a real fine Gumbo
That makes makes everything ok


I may not be fat AND happy
But one out of two ain’t bad
Her lovin’ ain;t much, but her cookin’
It’s the best that I’ve ever had

(Solos)


I may not be fat AND happy
But one out of two ain’t bad
Her lovin’ ain;t much, but her cookin’
It’s the best that I’ve ever had


She’s got the crazy girl friends
A house full of cats
Her parents both hate me
And she’s startin’ to get fat

The other night I got a mind
To leave and not come back
I smelled something cookin
And it stopped me in my tracks

You can call me a doormat
Man that’s probably true
But I’m not the one
Eating cheap frozen food

She makes a real fine Gumbo
She makes a real fine Gumbo
She makes a real fine Gumbo
She makes a real fine Gumbo
She makes a real fine Gumbo
That makes makes everything ok