Crawstickers

Drugstore candy on Valentines day
The night I packed up, then decided to stay
The time I was rude to her crazy friend
Excess appreciation of her nurses’ rear end

That’s a crawsticker
That’s a crawsticker
That’s a crawsticker, man
She’s never gonna let it go.

The time I left the baby at the liquor store
The afternoon she found me on the dining room floor
The night I got sick from her special dinner
The week I bet my check on a sure fire winner

That’s a crawsticker
That’s a crawsticker
That’s a crawsticker, man
She’s never gonna let it go.

She saw a little tarnish
The day we fell in love
She’s polished and she’s shined
But it’s never gonna be enough.

(Solos)

She saw a little tarnish
The day we fell in love.
She’s polished and she’s shined
But it never gonna be enough.
(It’s never gonna be enough)

The time her dog ran off ‘cause I didn’t latch the gate
Her new hair cut I noticed three weeks late
That Infomercial gift I bought for her birthday
The night I was snoring in the broadway play

That’s a crawsticker
That’s a crawsticker
That’s a crawsticker
She’s never gonna let it go.

The ten thousand times I left the toilet seat up
The whiskey that she found in my coffee cup
The lipstick on my collar from the Christmas thing
On the same day that I lost my wedding ring

That’s a crawsticker
That’s a crawsticker
That’s a crawsticker man
She’s never gonna let it go.

That’s a crawsticker man
She’s never gonna let it go.