I Saw Santa Surfing

We all know the story about the North Pole & Santa’s busy elves
But where does he go come spring after all those toys he was delivering?
Well my vacation to some sandy shores last May opened my mind
To my surprise there was a man of considerable size hangin ‘round

I Saw Santa Surfing
He was Sporting red surfer shorts and a red surfboard
I Saw Santa Surfing
He was paddling into big ol’ waves
I Saw Santa Surfing
He’d get right up and do a hang 10
I Saw Santa Surfing

While he was out in the ocean splashing around on the beach I found
Mrs. Claus had a drink in her hand and was taking pictures of her Jolly man
From under an umbrella trying to avoid getting a deep dark tan
Everything we’ve heard is true they’re very happy those jovial two