Wal Mart Lovers (radio edit)

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I love you and you love me
PDA for the world to see.
Kissin’ and a Huggin’ doing shopping chores
Up and down the isles at the Wal Mart Store.

1)
We get all dressed up when we go out to shop,
My Metallic shirt, your sparkly halter top.
I’m wearing my Bermudas, you got spandex on
And we’re both wearing our thongs
Mine on my feet, yours crawling up your ass
Walking round Wal Mart showing our class.
2)
I’ll push the cart and you get some chips
I ‘ll get more beer while you get some dips
Get some Snickers and some Chili with beans
A carton of smokes and some Slim Jim thangs
We pay with Lone Star card, we don’t use cash
Shopping at Wal Mart showing our class.

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3)
I got a tattoo and so do you
Yours says love, mine born to lose
Mines on my leg, yours is on your back
Mine below my knee yours just above your crack
We done ‘em ourselves and we got us a rash
Display ‘em at Wal Mart showing our class
4)
We might go drive around and drink some beer
Shoot rode signs, spotlight deer
Stop at the roadside and take us pee
We don’t work, we’re wild and free.
We top off our tank with their cheap gas
Dance around Wal Mart showing our class.

Chorus.