Medicine Man

Well, back in the old days, I'd hit the alleyways
and you know what for
now all we need to do is visit the doctor
if we're wanting to score

Sitting there in the waiting room with somebody's mom and dad
all off to see the wizard, the man with the magical pad
To see the Medicine Man

He's there to erase all the pain you've ever had
whether you're too happy or just too damn sad
we're all going to see the Medicine Man,
he can fix you up when no one else can

you're welcome in, but you just can't stay
and don't forget to bring along your co-pay

Come on in with cash in hand, and out the door you'll go
with a wad of prescriptions for eenie, meenie, miney, and
for God's sake, don't forget Mo!

Doctor, I'm feeling really blue, is there anything at all that you can do?
Yes, we have a large selection of medications from which you can choose

We got valium, we got librium,
we got darvocet, we got percocet,
we got seconol, we got tuinal
look, I'll write you a prescription for
any old pharmacutical jompacomba root at all...