Waitin' On Women

Waitin' on women, that's a long wait, they got lots to do so we all can be late, but it's an honorable profession we men get to do: I've written the bible on waitin' on you..I've written the bible on waitin on you.

I've written the bible on waitin on you. A little birdie told me, hey boy you gotta hot date, but if you want a hot date, well, you just gotta wait, 'cause there's a ocean of lotions and vanishing creams involved in waitin on women, I think you know what I mean.

Waitin on women, that's a long wait...I've written the bible on waitin on you

And there's no tellin how long this wait could go on. It could take as long as a couple a more songs, or you might get lucky like a four-leaf clover, or you could be waitin on women until hell freezes over.

yeah-I'm talkin waitin on women, that's a long wait, they got so much to do so we're bound to be late, but it's an honorable profession we men get to do, I've written the bible on waitin on you....I've written the bible on waitin on you.....I've written the bible on waitin on you.